Sarcasm Is My Love Language: A Guide To Not Actually Caring

Are you one of those annoyingly optimistic people who actually cares about things? No? Great. This guide is for you.

Chapter 1: Learning to Fake It Till You Make It

Chapter 2: The Art of Passive-Aggressive Communication

Subchapter 2.1: Sarcastic Ways to Say Goodbye

Chapter 3: The Fine Art of Eye-rolling

Chapter 4: Advanced Sarcasm Techniques for the Modern Cynic

Subchapter 4.1: Sarcastic Ways to Suggest an Idea

Subchapter 5: When Sarcasm Goes Too Far

And that's it. If you actually read this, congratulations, you are now a functioning member of society. Sort of.

About the Author: Someone Who Clearly Has Issues