Sarcasm Is My Love Language: A Guide To Not Actually Caring
Are you one of those annoyingly optimistic people who actually cares about things? No? Great. This guide is for you.
Chapter 1: Learning to Fake It Till You Make It
Chapter 2: The Art of Passive-Aggressive Communication
Subchapter 2.1: Sarcastic Ways to Say Goodbye
Chapter 3: The Fine Art of Eye-rolling
Chapter 4: Advanced Sarcasm Techniques for the Modern Cynic
Subchapter 4.1: Sarcastic Ways to Suggest an Idea
Subchapter 5: When Sarcasm Goes Too Far
And that's it. If you actually read this, congratulations, you are now a functioning member of society. Sort of.